All about Round Tuits
Dec 4th 2008cyberchucktxHumor & Misc2
Round Tuits – How Can You Get Anything Done Without Them? Tuits come in a variety of sizes, colors and shapes.
Square Tuits – These tuits get a bad rap, and deservedly so. You can’t accomplish much with a square tuit. Square tuits are identified by their 4 sides, and the word “tuit” stamped, burned, screened, painted, printed or otherwise attached to its face. Getting a square tuit is essentially meaningless and worthless.
Blue Tuits – Effectively any color despite its name, and made of solid wood, plastic or other inert material, these “devices” are designed to look like those little things you stick in your ear to allow you to make phone calls. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THESE. Blue Tuits will not allow you to make phone calls. They can be distinguished by the words Blue Tuit on the side and the lack of signal strength or phone connectivity. Continue Reading »
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